This isn't a meme but it could become one.
My friend encouraged me to try a couple of writing exercises last night. Note that this was at around 2 in the morning and my brain was sort of malfunctioning. Anyway, the writing exercise started out like this:
Choose ten people, preferably those who have impacted your life, and list them in no particular order.

So I chose the following people because I was sleepy and couldn't think any faster:
1) Annie (my mom)
2) Nathaniel (my uncle)
3) Gene (me daddy)
4) Jan Paule (me best friend)
5) Tara (me other best friend)
6) Dylan
7) Serge
8) Kevin 
9) Benito (my school principal XD)
10) Christian (my mentor)

Then came this rule:
Now, write titles for them - such as those that may be placed below their name on a calling card. The catch is that the title must either (a) contain the exact same number of words as their number order OR (b) twice the number of syllables. For example, the person you placed in number one must have ONLY one word or ONLY two syllables in their title. Good luck.

And so, instead of going to sleep like I should have, I spent two hours trying to cram a bunch of words onto paper. The results range from the mundane to the hilarious. Oh yeah, one more thing: Each title must contain at least the same number of letters in your chosen person's full name. This means that the title of the person in slot 1 must contain at least 1 letter of that person's name. The title of the person in slot 2 must contain at least 2 letters of his/her name and so on. Repeating letters will not count such as in John Doe Smith, 'o' will only count once. Note: Contractions will count as two words.

Lastly, they must at least hold a little truth in them.

Oh yeah, I was in for a world full of hurt.

1) GENIUS
2) WORLD'S BEST UNCLE
3) A NEGLIGENT FATHER (sorry, I was sleepy)
4) PART-TIME BOOTYLICIOUS MALE MODEL (originally SEXIEST BEST FRIEND EVER but I lacked letters)
5) BEST BESTFRIEND IN THE WORLD
6) JUDE LAW'S 'THE ISLAND' EYE CLONE
7) TALL, DARK AND SEXY BEST DAD AWARDEE
8) ARABIAN AUSTRALIAN INDIAN FILIPINO SWEDISH SWISS LOVE MACHINE
9) BEST PRINCIPAL OF THE AMAZING MARIA MONTESSORI INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL
10) JACKIE'S FORMER MENTOR NOW IN MARYLAND, WHICH IS IN AMERICA

So that's it. I hope you enjoyed my list. If you feel like making one, comment in this journal linking me to yours so that I can laugh along with you. Happy summer!!!